Dab, muaj koob meej thiab ncaj ncees zoo li lawv, tau muab kev lom zem lom zem rau tib neeg ntau pua xyoo. Los ntawm slobbery hnia mus rau tail-wagging seev cev txav, lawv tuaj yeem tau luag ntawm peb. Thiab thaum nws los khob-knock tso dag, lawv cov woofs tsis yog ob leeg.
Ntawm no yog qee qhov zoo tshaj plaws (aka cringiest) khob-knock tso dag nyob ib puag ncig-nrog qee qhov kev tso dag ntxiv thaum kawg!
The 13 Funniest Dog Knock-Knock Jokes
Zoo tag nrho cov lus tso dag zoo tshaj plaws, cov lus dag dev no yuav ua rau koj luag ntxhi, quaj, thiab luag txhua lub sijhawm:
1. Khob, khob
Leej twg muaj?
Doughnut.
Doughnut leej twg?
Doughnut rub kuv tus aub tus Tsov tus tw, los nws yuav tom koj!
2. Khob, khob
Leej twg muaj?
Defense.
Defense leej twg?
Kev tiv thaiv muaj ib lub qhov-qhov ntawd yog peb tus dev tau xoob.
3. Khob, khob
Leej twg muaj?
Liab.
Leej twg?
Leash koj ua tau yog qhib qhov rooj.
4. Khob, khob
Leej twg muaj?
Zoo.
Zoo leej twg?
Zoo aub?
Dog Knock-Knock Jokes With Names
Leej twg tsis nyiam lub khob-knock tso dag nrog lub npe puns? Nov yog qee qhov peb nyiam:
5. Khob, khob
Leej twg muaj?
Hugh
Hugh who?
Hugh yog ib tug dev zoo? Me, puas yog?
6. Khob, khob
Leej twg muaj?
Eileen.
Eileen leej twg?
Eileen tshaj rau tus dev.
7. Khob, khob
Leej twg muaj?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken koj taug kev aub rau kuv?
8. Khob, khob
Leej twg muaj?
Oliver.
Oliver leej twg?
Oliver Sudden kuv tus dev vwm!
9. Khob, khob
Leej twg muaj?
Ron.
Ron leej twg?
Ron sai dua, koj puas yuav? Muaj ib tug nyuj tom qab peb!
10. Khob, khob
Leej twg muaj?
Ty.
Ty who?
Ty up the dog ua ntej nws khiav tawm.
Dab Kov-KnockJokes About Love
Qee lub sij hawm, txoj kev zoo tshaj los qhia tias koj hlub koj tus dev npaum li cas yog los ntawm kev hais lus tso dag txog doggy-kev hlub. Sim ua qee qhov ntawm no:
11. Khob, khob
Knock, khob!
Leej twg muaj?
Pooj.
Pooj leej twg?
Poj koj npab puag ncig kuv!
12. Khob, khob
Leej twg muaj?
Puppy.
Puppy who?
Puppy love!
13. Khob, khob
Knock, khob!
Leej twg muaj?
Dasum.
Dasum who?
Dasum cute dog!
Ntau tus dev tso dag
Q: Koj puas tau hnov txog tus dev uas tsim lub khob khob?
A: Lwm tus dev muab nqi zog rau nws.
Q: Koj hu li cas pw tsaug zog menyuam dev?
A: Hush Puppies
Q: Dab tsi yog tus dev txias tshaj plaws?
A: A pup-sicle
Q: Vim li cas tus snowman hu nws tus dev Frost?
A: Vim Frost tom
Q: Tus dev twg nyiam nyob hauv lub Kua Loj?
A: New Yorkie
Q: Vim li cas tus dev tsis hais lus zoo?
A: Vim txhua yam nws tau hais yog "Rough, Rough"
Q: Koj hu dab tsi yog khawv koob?
A: labra-cadabra-dor
Q: Cov qhob cij qhia tau dab tsi?
A: Yob!
Q: Vim li cas thiaj hu ua nkuaj menyuam dev?
A: Vim lawv yuav pov tseg qhov chaw.
Conclusion
Cov dev no khob-knock tso dag yog zoo meej rau thaum koj nyob rau hauv ib tug rut thiab xav tau ib co lighthearted luag. Qhia rau lawv nrog koj cov phooj ywg, tsev neeg, lossis cov neeg ua haujlwm. Koj tuaj yeem suav nrog lawv hauv daim npav hnub yug lossis lub sijhawm tshwj xeeb xws li National Dog Day!
Tab sis tsis yog qhov twg los xij, tsuas yog nco ntsoov ua kom lom zem thiab txaus siab rau lub sijhawm. Tom qab tag nrho, cov dev ua rau peb muaj kev xyiv fab heev rau peb lub neej uas nws tsuas yog qhov ncaj ncees uas peb rov qab los nrog qee qhov classic (thiab corny) tso dag!
Zoo siab tso tawm!
