Tsis muaj ib yam dab tsi zoo dua li rhuav cov dej khov nrog zoo, funny miv tso dag. Qhia rau tus neeg nyob ze ntawm lub elevator. Qhia rau tus neeg khaws nyiaj hauv chaw nres tsheb roj. Yog tias puas muaj qhov tsis txaus ntseeg nyob ntsiag to thiab koj tab tom nrhiav chaw los sau-coj ib qho ntawm cov miv-inspired popsicle stick-style tso dag thiab kis nws zoo li confetti. Txawm hais tias koj tab tom nrhiav rau miv tso dag rau menyuam yaus, lossis qee qhov kev tso dag miv rau cov neeg laus, peb muaj rau koj.
Jokes About Cats
1. Dab tsi xim yog tus miv nyiam?
Purr-ple
2. Tus miv hais li cas tom qab ua lus tso dag?
Tsuas yog kitten
3. Nws hu li cas thaum tag nrho cov khoom noj yummy ploj mus?
A miv-astrophe
4. Tus miv nyiam cereal yog dab tsi?
Mice Crispies
5. Yuav ua li cas miv nres kev ua phem?
Lawv hu ua "claw enforcement."
6. Cov miv nyeem dab tsi rau hnub Sunday sawv ntxov?
The meowspaper
7. Dab tsi yog hom miv nyiam movie?
Meowsicals
8. Cov menyuam miv nyiam kawm tsev kawm ntawv yog dab tsi?
Hiss-tory
9. Vim li cas miv tsis ua poker hauv hav zoov?
Tseem muaj cheetahs
10. Cov khoom qab zib nyiam miv yog dab tsi?
White chocolate nas
11. Cov miv mus qhov twg thaum lawv poob lawv cov tail?
Lub khw muag khoom
12. Koj hu dab tsi rau miv nyob hauv igloo?
An eskimeow
13. Cov miv daws cov lus sib cav li cas?
Lawv hus thiab ua.
14. Koj hu li cas thaum miv muaj npau taws?
Nkauj kho siab
15. Cov khoom qab zib dab tsi ua rau kitties nyiam hnub kub?
Ntxhais nas tsuag
16. Dab tsi yog miv nyiam zaj duab xis?
Lub Suab Ntawm Meowsic
17. Dab tsi ntawm miv koom nrog ncaws pob ncaws pob?
Tsev miv
18. Vim li cas tus miv thiaj tau nws txoj kev?
Nws purr-suasive.
19. Dab tsi yog miv nyiam magazine?
Nyob zoo
20. Tus menyuam miv kis lus Askiv li cas?
Lawv tuaj yeem txheeb xyuas cov claws ywj pheej.
21. Tus miv txoj hauj lwm lub npe yog dab tsi?
Nkauj kho siab
22. Dab tsi yog qhov tseem ceeb tshaj plaws rau miv?
Zoo purr-sonality
23. Tus miv qub hu ua dab tsi?
Ntsuab kua txob
24. Dab tsi yog miv nyiam nkauj rap?
Ntshai, nas me nyuam!
25. Tus miv hais li cas rau niam miv?
Tsiab tails
26. Cov miv ua dab tsi tom qab kev yos hav zoov zoo?
Paj
27. Tus miv kov yeej nws cov teeb meem li cas?
Nws nyob pawsitive.
28. Yuav ua li cas thaum tus miv nqos ib lub pob ntawm ntaub plaub?
Nws ua mittens.
29. Tus neeg txawv teb chaws hais li cas rau miv thaum nws tsaws?
Cia kuv mus koj lub kua muag.
30. Dab tsi yog qhov kev ua si miv nyiam?
Cat and nas
31. Cas koj hu ua miv hlub?
Ib tug smitten kitten
32. Lub caij miv nyiam yog dab tsi?
Pawtumn
33. Phau ntawv miv nyiam yog dab tsi?
Nkauj Zoo Nkauj
34. Vim li cas tus miv rov qab mob?
Nws muaj paw-sture.
35. Tus miv hais li cas thaum nws tshawb xyuas nws lub txhab nyiaj?
Kuv yog paw.
36. Dab tsi yog miv nyiam catchphrase?
Nyob ntev thiab paw-sper.
37. Vim li cas miv thiaj yeej video games?
Lawv muaj cuaj lub neej.
38. Dab tsi stickers nyiam kittens?
Scratch'n'sniff
39. Cov miv paub li cas thaum lawv mob?
Lawv zoo siab heev.
40. Leej twg coj khoom plig Christmas rau kittens hauv suab puam?
Sandy Claws
41. Vim li cas tus miv hloov nws lub koob yees duab teeb tsa?
Nws xav siv hom paw-zoo.
42. Koj hu li cas tus miv super-stylish?
Haute cat-ture
43. Yog vim li cas tus poj niam thiaj li tsis ntseeg?
Nws cia tus miv tawm ntawm lub hnab.
44. Lub tsheb kis las zoo li cas tus miv tsav?
Nkauj-Rari
45. Vim li cas tus miv thiaj li zoo nkauj?
Nws zoo nkauj heev.
Cat Jokes Ib Leeg Thiab Puns
- Kuv xav tau paws.
- Kuv muaj lub siab zoo li no.
- Nyob zoo ib tsoom phooj ywg.
- Dab tsi tsis hlub Santa Claws?
- Nws yog meow los yeej tsis.
- Kuv loaf koj.
- Kuv yog VIP-Nyiam-paw-tent.
- kuv nias koj lawm.
- Koj yuav tsum yog menyuam miv.
- Kuv yog ib tug catterbrain tiag tiag.
- Aw, paw-lease.
- Nws yog paw-ssible.
- Purrhaps koj hais yog lawm.
- Meow and forever.
- Cia peb saib Pawcahontas.
- Ntseeg, kuv yog pluav tiag.
- Nws zoo li plaub-miar.
- Peb yuav poob rau hauv nws zaj dab neeg.
- Kuv yog miv miv purr-tub.
- Koj ob leeg zoo hes thiab make up!
- Help meow-t.
- Tsuas yog a-meow-zing.
- Tau meow-nute.
- Tsuas yog meow-sic rau kuv pob ntseg.
- Kuv tus miv tub tub nkeeg ib txwm ua tus liab qab mew-nimum.
- Kuv yog litter-ally not kidding.
- Ua koj tus kheej. Txhob ua tus copycat.
- Cov neeg tsis nyiam miv yog claw-ful.
- Lwm tus miv tso dag? Hiss-terical.
- Kuv yuav hlub kuv miv furr-ever.
- Kuv tus miv qhov kev txawj ntse yog radi-claw.
- Kuv yog feline zoo li ib lab nyiaj.
- Purr-haps peb yuav cuddle tom qab.
- Clawv li cas?
- Tsis yog kuv tus kitty purr-ty.
Conclusion
Yog li, qhov twg ntawm qhov pib sib tham tiag tiag uas koj yuav siv rau koj hnub Tinder tom ntej? Koj tuaj yeem xav txog ob peb lub yeeb yaj kiab ntawm tsev neeg noj hmo lossis qhia ob peb tus phooj ywg ntawm koj cov ntawv nyeem-lawv yuav hlub lossis ntxub koj rau nws. Tab sis ib yam yog qhov tseeb-lus tso dag txog miv tsuas yog purr-fection.
