Dab tuaj yeem ua rau muaj kev xyiv fab thiab luag rau tib neeg lub neej, thiab qhov tsuas yog qhov uas yuav lom zem dua li tus dev yog aub zoo. Peb tau sau qee cov paw-qee puns uas koj tuaj yeem siv yuav luag txhua lub sijhawm. Lawv zoo heev rau daim npav tos txais, sau cov duab, thiab siv cov tog neeg dog dig.
Nyob zoo ib tsoom niam txiv kwv tij phooj ywg sawv daws. Peb vam tias koj yuav muaj pob thaum koj nyeem txhua tus!
80+ Paw-qee Aub Puns
11 Funny Dog Puns
Puns nrog ib tug punchline paub tseeb tias yuav ci ib tug neeg lub hnub. Nov yog qee qhov peb nyiam punny dog puns:
- Kuv tus dev paub nws yog koj vim nws muaj dab tshos ID.
- Retriever? Kuv tsis paub nws.
- Kuv tus aub yuav tsis nqa pob rov los vim nws nyob deb dhau lawm.
- Kuv tus aub yuav tsis tso kuv tseg.
- Kuv tus dev nyiam nyeem phau ntawv Harry Paw-ter.
- Tus dev zoo tshaj plaws yog Sherlock Bones.
- Kuv tus dev nyiam noj woofles noj tshais.
- Txais nws, nws yog tus aub-tor.
- Kuv tus aub nyiam zoo nkauj thiab paws.
- Kuv tus dev tsis tuaj yeem noj cov pob kws thaum twg peb saib movie.
- toj siab ciaj sia nrog lub suab nkauj!
11 Cheerful Dog Puns
Cov dev no zoo tag nrho rau txhua tus dev-tus hlub uas xav tau kev txhawb nqa lossis txhawb nqa.
- Thov txim hnub no koj mus dhau ib tug npau suav phem.
- Txhua yam yog paw-sible.
- Ntawm no yog ib puag ncig-paws rau koj!
- Tsis txhob ntshai koj tus kheej txog nws.
- Nkauj kho siab heev!
- Koj yog tus paw-tner zoo tshaj plaws hauv kev ua phem.
- Kuv tus dev yeej khawb koj.
- kuv thov txim koj muaj ib hnub ruff.
- Koj yog lub hnub qub!
- Xav kom lub plaub hau xaus!
- Nyob zoo ib tsoom phooj ywg sawv daws.
13 Hnub so Dog Puns
Tsis muaj qhov tsis ntseeg tias koj tuaj yeem tuaj nrog cov nyiaj so koobtsheej zoo. Nov yog qee cov lus zoo los txhawb koj.
- Happy Pawlidays!
- Happy Howlidays!
- Yappy New Year!
- Qhia! Tus Herald Angels hu nkauj!
- Feliz Navidog!
- Santapaws tab tom tuaj hauv nroog.
- Thov kom koj lub hnub ci ntsa iab!
- Happy Howloween!
- Halloweiner!
- No tricks. Tsuas yog kho!
- Labracadabra!
- Tsis txhob mus nkim kuv lub siab thiab hais tias koj yuav yog kuv Valentine.
- Lub Sijhawm los hu nkauj Star Spaniel-ed Banner!
11 Sweet Dog Puns
Tseem tsis mob siab siv tus aub qab zib kom tau ntawm ib tus neeg zoo. Nov yog qee cov lus ntxim hlub uas koj tuaj yeem qhia rau koj cov neeg koj hlub.
- Nyob zoo hnub no.
- kuv hlub koj.
- kuv mutts txog koj.
- kuv hlub koj.
- Peb yog ulti-mutt friendship lub hom phiaj!
- kuv thov koj los rau lub hli thiab rov qab.
- Koj yog plaub hau!
- Nyob zoo ib tsoom phooj ywg sawv daws.
- Peb yog cov plaub hau zoo tshaj plaws plaub-ntev.
- Hlub ntev thiab paws-per.
- Koj yog pob zeb diamond hauv ruff.
18 Dog Breed-Specific Dog Puns
Ntau tus dev yug muaj ib tug loyal fanbase. Nov yog qee qhov ntawm peb cov puns nyiam uas suav nrog cov dev tshwj xeeb.
- Kuv tus aub nyiam tshaj yog Beagles.
- Kuv yog tus txawj ntse thiab qhov no yog kuv tus Pug-gle.
- Kuv tus dev nyiam haus yog Pug-kin spice latte.
- Vim li cas thiaj hu tus kws kho mob thaum koj tuaj yeem hu tus yuam sij Corg?
- Nws yog Dane-gerous.
- Kuv mam li coj koj tom qab.
- Kuv Dalmatian nkaum vim nws tsis xav pom.
- I'm all about that Pug life.
- Nov yog lub siab-Beagling!
- Kuv xav tias melon-Collie.
- Koj yog ib tug Mal-tease!
- Pardon my Frenchie!
- Peb mus rau New Yorkie hnub so.
- Koj yog Labrador-tau!
- For English Setter los yog phem dua.
- Koj yog bees Havanese!
- Koj yog tus Pom dot com!
- Nyob hauv nag. Koj tuaj yeem nqis los hauv Poodle!
11 Hnub yug thiab ua koob tsheej Dog Puns
Txawm hais tias nws ua koob tsheej rau tus aub tus hlub lub hnub yug lossis tus aub hnub yug, tus aub zoo-pun yog ua kom lub party zoo dua.
- Nws yog lub sij hawm paw-ty!
- Lub sij hawm ua kev zoo siab nrog koj cov plaub hau kawg!
- Cia peb tso thiab ua kev zoo siab rau koj lub hnub yug!
- Raise the woof!
- Cia peb muaj pob!
- Paw-ty neeg hauv tsev!
- Pup pup hooray!
- Tsis txhob lig rau paw-ty!
- Happy fur-st birthday!
- Cia peb ua kev zoo siab nrog lub pob zeb-beque!
- Tig sub-woof-ers!
12 Short Dog Puns
Ntawm no yog qee qhov luv luv thiab yooj yim dev puns uas koj tuaj yeem siv rau txhua lub sijhawm. Saib ntau npaum li cas ntawm cov no koj tuaj yeem swb rau hauv kev sib tham.
- Kuv yog fur-real.
- koj yog paw-some.
- Thov plaub-muab rau kuv.
- Paw-don me.
- Hnub no tau ruff.
- pob txha qab los!
- Howl-o!
- Howl you do?
- Nws yog txoj hlua kuv ua tau!
- Aw, paw-lease!
- Paws for dramatic effect.
- Cov puns no paw-ful!
Qhov twg siv Cov Noog Pus
Zoo siab txais tos ib tsoom phooj ywg sawv daws los koom mloog dab neeg ua ke. Aub puns yog qhov zoo rau daim npav, thiab txhua tus dev tus hlub yuav nco ntsoov txaus siab rau daim npav dog-themed hauv tsev uas muaj qhov ntse ntse.
Dog puns kuj ua rau kev lom zem thiab ntxim nyiam cov npe rau kev tshaj tawm xov xwm. Yog tias koj khiav ib tus account social media rau koj tus dev, nco ntsoov muab ob peb lo lus zoo txhua zaus.
Dog lovers yeej ib txwm txaus siab rau ib tug dev-themed party. Kev siv puns ntawm kos npe yog ib txoj hauv kev zoo kom nyob twj ywm ntawm lub ntsiab lus thiab coj kev luag nyav rau tib neeg lub ntsej muag.
Conclusion
Peb cia siab tias koj yuav txaus siab rau peb daim ntawv teev npe paw-sitively lom zem dog dig, thiab thov fur-muab rau peb yog tias qee cov puns ua rau koj ob lub qhov muag. Peb cia siab tias peb tau tshoov koj lub siab los nrog koj tus kheej cov lus qhia rau lwm tus. Tsis muaj ib yam dab tsi zoo li ntau tus dev puns, thiab peb ib txwm zoo siab ntxiv rau peb cov npe. Tsaug nyeem ntawv!
