Muaj ib qho laj thawj vim li cas cov yeeb yaj kiab miv tau tawg thoob plaws hauv internet rov qab rau hnub. Nws yog vim cov plaub-legged, lovable bundles ntawm plaub yog funny li nws tau txais. Zoo, kev lom zem tsis tas yuav tsum tso tseg. Muaj ntau cov miv hais txog puns mus ncig, ib yam nkaus.
Cia li fim nws, leej twg tsis yog ib co cheesy, cringeworthy puns mus pov rau unsuspecting cov phooj ywg thiab tsev neeg? Yog li ntawd, txawm hais tias koj yog feline zoo li txhuam rau qee cov miv hais txog cov lus hais los tso rau hauv koj lub arsenal lossis koj tsuas xav tau luag zoo, nyeem ntxiv.
Paws and Purrs
- Koj yog tus miv paw-jamas!
- Tsim kom nyob twj ywm paw-sitive.
- Txhua yam yog paw-sible
- Nyob zoo ib tsoom phooj ywg.
- Paw-lease listen to me!
- Paw-don me.
- Nyob ntev thiab paws-per.
- Ntawm no yog ib zaj uas kuv hais tau kho siab heev.
- Sab ncaj! Nco ntsoov zoo paw-sture.
- Ntawm no yog faux paw.
- Kuv tsuas yog ua tsis tau paw-form raws li cov xwm txheej no!
- Nws yog txhua yam hais txog kev muaj tus cwj pwm pawsitive.
- Paw-don my French.
- Tub ceev xwm nrhiav tus paw-purr-trator.
- Kuv nyiam xim yog purr-ple.
- Kuv yog ib tug miv purrson ntau dua tus dev.
- Koj yog purr-zoo li koj xwb!
- Koj muaj purr-sonality!
- Tau ua ib tug purr-vert.
- Happy Purr-thday!
- Puas tau siv ntau lub neej, ua neej nyob hauv lub gangsta's purr-adise.
- Kuv xav mus rau Taco Bell thiab xaj purr-ito.
- Purr-haps.
- Nkauj kho siab heev.
Lub Sijhawm Tshab Tawm (thiab Plaub)
- Tsuas yog lus dag.
- Zoo siab heev!
- Koj tab tom ua me ntsis radi-claw.
- Koj yog tus claw-some!
- Koj saib tsis taus cov hnav ris tsho!
- Zoo li koj yog claw-tsawg txog dab tsi tshwm sim.
- Nyob zoo phooj ywg fur-ever!
- Koj saib plaub-miliar.
- Nyob zoo os!
- Un-fur-tunately, Kuv yuav tsis tuaj koom.
- Kuv yog plaub tiag!
- I'm obviously in-fur-rior to my cat.
- Pay it furr-ward.
- Furr-tau txog nws.
- Kuv ntseeg tias peb tau ntsib be-furr.
- Kuv yog plaub-tunate tias peb yog phooj ywg.
- Koj ua plaub ntug!
- Fur score thiab xya xyoo dhau los.
- Koj puas ntseeg cov plaub hau?
- Kuv yog plaub hau ib txhis.
- Koj saib plaub-bulous!
- Kuv hlub koj tam sim no.
- Zoo siab Anni-fur-sary!
- Paj nyiaj ua koj xav?
- Kuv tus miv yog kuv cov plaub hau zoo tshaj plaws.
Hisses and Meows
- Koj yuav poob rau hauv kev hais lus.
- Koj yog neeg siab phem!
- Zaj movie no ua tau lom zem heev.
- Nkauj meowt mus rau ballgame.
- Nkauj kho siab heev.
- Kuv xav nrhiav kuv tus yawm sij meow.
- Tau meow-ment.
- Kuv xav tau meow-rried ib hnub.
- Kuv yuav nce txhua lub meow-tain.
- Civ yog qhov zoo tshaj plaws Broadways mew-sical txhua lub sijhawm.
- Meowy Christmas!
- Kuv tsuas muab qhov liab qab meow-nimum xwb.
- Kuv hlub kuv miv meowst.
- Tsis muaj lub sijhawm zoo dua li txoj cai meow.
- t's the meow-st zoo lub sij hawm ntawm lub xyoo!
- Lawv hnia hauv qab meow-stle ntiv taw.
- Tsuas yog a-meow-zing!
- Nyob ib pliag meow
- Help meowt.
- zoo li mew.
- Nyob zoo rau txhua tus meow-ment.
- Tsuas yog mew-sic rau kuv pob ntseg!
- Koj nyiam kuv li cas?
- Meow koj puas ua hnub no?
- Meow-zel tov!
Cat and Kitten Puns
- Koj yuav tsum yog me nyuam miv.
- Nws yuav tsum tau kitten nyob rau hauv lub hnub qub.
- Txhua tus miv ib sab, cov no tsis yog funny.
- Kuv yog feline xwb!
- Zoo, qhov ntawd yog kab laum.
- Wow, koj hu tau kho siab heev.
- Koj yog ib tug chatty Cat-hy.
- Kuv nyiam hnub ntawm lub limtiam yog Cat-urday.
- Koj yog tus miv heev.
- Nws xim nws cov plaub hau miv-inum blonde.
Qee Cheesy Cat Jokes Vim, Vim Li Cas Thiaj Tsis?
- miv yuav pleev xim dab tsi yog tias lawv ua tau? Paw-traits.
- Dab tsi yog qhov kev nyiam miv miv? Bowling.
- Dab tsi yog thawj yam uas miv ua thaum sawv ntxov? Nyeem ntawv mewspaper.
- Tus miv hu leej twg thaum muaj xwm ceev? Purramedics lossis Claw Enforcement.
- Dab tsi lo lus uas miv xyoo txhiab siv ntau dhau lawm? Litter-ally.
- Thaum twg tus miv nyiam mus kav khw? Thaum muaj ib tug yuav ib tug muag muag.
- Dab tsi yog tus miv nyiam zaub? As-purr-agus.
- miv xaus kev sib cav li cas? Lawv hus thiab pleev.
- Vim li cas tus miv hu nkauj hauv da dej? Nws zoo nkaus li mewsical.
- Vim li cas tus miv tsis ua phooj ywg? Nws nyob hauv lub siab phem.
- Vim li cas miv thiaj li txiav txim siab? Lawv yooj yim purrplexed.
- Tus miv txoj kev nyiam mus yuav khoom yog dab tsi? Siv lub cat-a-logue.
- Cov miv nyiam mus qhov twg thaum lawv mus xyuas lub nroog? Mew-seum.
- Dab tsi yog miv nyiam cereal? Mice Krispies
- Cov miv twg muaj qhov zoo tshaj plaws purr? Purrsians
Conclusion
Okay, cov puns thiab tso dag no me ntsis-paw-ling tab sis txhua yam nyob rau hauv kev lom zem. Peb luag, peb quaj, tab sis peb muaj lub sijhawm zoo tag nrho. Muaj ib qho kawg uas peb yuav tsum tau qhia rau koj, thiab thaum peb ntxub ua cov xov xwm phem - txawm tias tag nrho cov lus tsis txaus ntseeg no tshiab hauv koj lub siab, koj tseem yuav tsis lom zem li koj tus miv. Txawm li cas los xij, koj tsuas yog tib neeg xwb.
